The third Sunday in June

A page for a father who says he does not want anything

He will say he does not want anything and he will mean it, which is what makes the wallet-and-mug industry so persistent. What tends to actually land with fathers is not a gift at all but an acknowledgement, delivered without ceremony.

Keep it short and keep it concrete. Fathers are a difficult audience for effusiveness and a very easy one for accuracy — the drive he did without complaining, the thing he fixed twice, the advice you ignored and later followed.

Templates that suit it

Set the relationship to father while editing and the pre-written words move to a register that suits it — plainer, shorter, no flourish.

What to write

Use these as they are, or as a running start. Every template also has a draft-it-for-me button if the words will not come.

  • The plain one, which usually works best

    You drove me to everything for eighteen years and never once made it feel like a favour. Thanks, Papa. Happy Father’s Day.
  • When you have both mellowed

    We agree on more things than we used to, which I am told happens. Happy Father’s Day. You were right about the loan.
  • From a distance

    Still calling you before I make any decision that matters. Happy Father’s Day. I will be home in October.

Works for: A father · A grandfather · A father-in-law · Someone who raised you

Questions people actually ask

He does not use social media. Does that matter?

Not at all. Nothing here is posted anywhere. It is a private link that opens in a browser — he does not need an account with us or anyone else.

What if I do not have many photos of him?

Three is plenty, and a page built on three good photographs reads better than one padded to twelve. Fathers are frequently the person behind the camera, so this is a common situation.