Will You Be Mine

Four reasons, then the question — with a “no” button that will not be caught.

Will You Be Mine — Live preview
Scroll inside the phone — this is the real template.

This template has an argument to make and a punchline to land. It opens, lists the reasons, and then puts the question on its own screen with two buttons underneath. The yes button behaves normally. The no button moves out of the way when you reach for it, three times, and then gives in.

It is a joke, so it is built to be escapable. Reach for “no” with a keyboard, or with reduced motion switched on, and it stays exactly where it is and accepts the click. A gag that locks somebody out of answering stops being a gag, and on a page this personal that failure would be unforgivable.

Good for
Asking someone out · A proposal, around the moment · Valentine’s week
Works for
A partner · Someone you are about to ask

The dodging button, built for thumbs

It reacts to a touch, not just a mouse hover, because almost everyone opening this is on a phone. It also stays on screen at 360px, which is harder than it sounds.

It always gives in

Three dodges, then it stops. Nobody is ever actually trapped, and both answers lead somewhere you have written.

Reasons before the ask

The reasons section does the persuading so the question can be short. Four specific lines beat one long paragraph every time.

Twelve colourways

Every template comes in all twelve. Change it in one tap while you edit — each one is contrast-checked so the words stay readable.

  • Marigold

  • Terracotta

  • Rose

  • Plum

  • Sage

  • Teal

  • Slate

  • Sand

  • Indigo

  • Coral

  • Olive

  • Ink

Or have a song written for them

A recording made for one page — written from the names, places and ordinary moments on it, then added to the page itself. The page is the same either way; the song is what changes.

₹199 — the page
You can still link a song they already know, free.
₹599 — the page and a song
The total, not an addition. The page arrives straight away; the recording follows by email.

Examples, not customers. Each of these was generated by the same model the product uses, from a written brief — nobody in them is a real person, and none of them is anybody’s gift.

Cinematic bloomEnglish

For my wife on our tenth anniversary. We moved cities twice, argued about a sofa for most of one year, and still end up on the same side of the bed.

Ten Years, Two CitiesAnniversary

0:00 / 0:30 · EXCERPT

Indian acousticHinglish

Karwa Chauth ke liye. Woh subah chaar baje uth jaati hai aur mujhe uthne nahi deti. Chaand nikalne se pehle hi mujhe uska chehra dikh jaata hai.

Chaand Se PehleKarwa Chauth

0:00 / 0:30 · EXCERPT

Indie popEnglish

My oldest friend turns thirty in a rented flat with one working burner. She has fed every person she has ever met out of that kitchen.

One Working BurnerBirthday

0:00 / 0:30 · EXCERPT

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