Will You Be Mine

Four reasons, then the question — with a “no” button that will not be caught.

Scroll inside the phone — this is the real template.

This template has an argument to make and a punchline to land. It opens, lists the reasons, and then puts the question on its own screen with two buttons underneath. The yes button behaves normally. The no button moves out of the way when you reach for it, three times, and then gives in.

It is a joke, so it is built to be escapable. Reach for “no” with a keyboard, or with reduced motion switched on, and it stays exactly where it is and accepts the click. A gag that locks somebody out of answering stops being a gag, and on a page this personal that failure would be unforgivable.

Good for
Asking someone out · A proposal, around the moment · Valentine’s week
Works for
A partner · Someone you are about to ask

The dodging button, built for thumbs

It reacts to a touch, not just a mouse hover, because almost everyone opening this is on a phone. It also stays on screen at 360px, which is harder than it sounds.

It always gives in

Three dodges, then it stops. Nobody is ever actually trapped, and both answers lead somewhere you have written.

Reasons before the ask

The reasons section does the persuading so the question can be short. Four specific lines beat one long paragraph every time.

Twelve colourways

Every template comes in all twelve. Change it in one tap while you edit — each one is contrast-checked so the words stay readable.

  • Marigold

  • Terracotta

  • Rose

  • Plum

  • Sage

  • Teal

  • Slate

  • Sand

  • Indigo

  • Coral

  • Olive

  • Ink

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